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Dad Jokes

Once, I paid $20 to see Prince in concert....but I partied like it was $19.99. :)

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall?
Dam!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road to see the movie? He didn't want to see Chicken Run!

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Went to the Zoo once and all they had was a dog. It was a ****zu.

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They are coming out with a new Rice Crispies……it comes with prunes and a new slogan……Snap, Crackle, and POOP !!!

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This guy will have joke possibilities for years to come ( pun not intended ) . He's upped his avg by 6 this year . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYb..

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In 3,025 years the world will either be really good, or really bad. It’s 5050.

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What do you call fake spaghetti ? Impasta !!

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I'm trying to find a job washing Mirrors, I feel like it's something I can see myself doing

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Just make sure they're not facing each other or it will be an endless job

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What did the nut say to the other nut when he was chasing him? I'm a cash-ew

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Transcendant.
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