Lead Story - 9/12/2025

Team 1: Individual Statistics, UL:
--One team has only players with SLGs under .650
--One team has only players with AVGs under .375
--One team has only players with OBPs under .430
--One team has only players with OPSs under 1.070
*Pitchers: All must have Fire below 20

Team 2: Cap $175, Alphabetical: Each team will be given 3 letters, each players' last name must begin with one.

Team 3: Rookies, $140 Cap

OWNER-----TIM------------DEREK----------MOOSE------------COACH
Team 1---Balboa (OPS)--Cabin Boy (SLG)--Mickey (AVG)-----Shockers (OBP)
Team 2--Creed (A, C, L) ----H (F, G, H)----Coolidge (P, R, B)---Muscles (J, T, S)
Team 3----Quarlow-----------Payne------------Bou---------------Farts

League Chat Box

4/15/2025

Results

--------------------------Tim------------Derek----------Moose---------Coach
---------------------RB--AC--HQ---AB--GH--MP---MG--BC--VB---SH--MD--FRT
1. Glass Joe --------W---W---W----W---W---W-- --W---W---W- --W---W-- -W
2 Von Kaiser -------
3. Piston Honda----
4. Don Flamenco---
5. King Hippo------
6. Great Tiger------
7. Bald Bull --------
8. Pizza Pasta -----
9. Soda Popinski --
10. Doc Louis -----
11. Bear Hugger --
12. Mr. Sandman--
13. Macho Man ---
14. Mike Tyson ---

4/15/2025

Season Standings

------ROUND------1-----2-----3-----4-----5-----6-----7-----Tyson Win-----TOTAL-----Group Total
TIM
Rocky--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Apollo Creed----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Quarlow------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DEREK
Al Bundy-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gustave H----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Major Payne----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
MOOSE
Mickey Goldmill----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Butch Coolidge--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Vince Bou--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
COACH
Muscle Ducks----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Shockers-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fighting Farts---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

4/15/2025

Single Season World Records

BATTING----------------------------------------PITCHING
Avg: Dickie Thon .574 (52)-------------------W: Sid Finch/Satchel Paige 47 (46)
OBP: Billy Martin .814 (14)----------------------L: George Cuppy (34)/Jack McDowell (48) 39
Slg: JD Drew 1.260 (12)-------------------------ERA: The Only Nolan 0.64 (15)
OPS: JD Drew 1.659 (12)------------------------WHIP: Lefty Grove 0.40 (51)
HR: JD Drew 99 (34)R:--------------------- -----H/9: Elmer Myers 2.0 (55)
RBI: Josh Gibson 263 (33)-----------------------BB/9: Pete Vuckovich 0.2 (18)
2B: Rich Becker 136 (34)------------------------K/9: Jim Bluejacket 14.6 (36)
3B: CJ Cron 87 (50)------------------------------CG: Sid Finch 47 (46)
Hits: Bobby Mattick 230 (42)--------------------SHO: Lefty Grove 27 (51)
R Billy Martin 229 (46)---------- ----------------SV: Kiko Calero 44 (49)
HBP: Billy Martin 365 (29)-----------------------K: Nolan Ryan 588 (40)
BB: Juan Castillo 127 (24)--------------- --------BB: Blue Moon Odom 174 (34)
K: Drew Pomeranz 308 (55)---------- ---------HR: George Cuppy 79 (34)
SB: Jamie Moyer 172 (45)
D*: Dickie Thon 148(52)

HIT STREAK: Mattick 48 (50)-------------------NO-HITTERS: Elmer Myers 8 (55)
CYCLES: Lots 1---------------------------------PERFECT GAMES: Sid Finch 5 (45)

4/15/2025

Team Records

Wins: Retirees 112-0 (46)
Run Diff.: Boy +1171 (46)
Runs: Boy 1319 (46)
Avg: Bundy .336 (54)
OBP: Boy .479 (46)
Slg: Retirees .729 (45)
OPS: Boy 1.177 (46)
H: Bundy 1304 (54)
2B: Gustave H 299 (48)
3B: Doyle 214 (45)
HR: Retirees 414 (45)
BB: Retirees 464 (47)
HBP: 'Cane 602 (47)
SB: Retirees 486 (46)
D*: Mac 391 (48)

K: Retirees 1192 (45)
ERA: Coolidge 0.83 (51)
RA: Coolidge 99 (51)
WHIP: Coolidge 0.44 (51)
SV: Creed 49 (54)
SHO: Coolidge 59 (51)
QS: Muscle Ducks 109 (51)

1/14/2025

Example Roster

Staying within any salary cap or guidelines, your roster should look like this:
C
1B
2B
3B
SS
OF
OF
OF
DH
Fan Number 4
Fan Number 5

SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP Bartolo Colon
RP Bartolo Colon
RP Bartolo Colon (lefty)
SP/LR Bartolo Colon