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Leonard powers QUARLOW UL CLT to win over Bull

Walter 'Buck' Leonard blasted 2 homers, lifting the QUARLOW UL CLT to a 6-1 win over 07. Bald. Bill 'LOL' Schart struckout 10 .HOY batters in the contest. | Box

Bartolo tosses shutout for H UL

07. Bald is hoping not to see Boss Bartolo again for a long while. Bartolo went the distance, leading ..Gustave to a 5-0 victory. Omar Linares recorded 4 hits. | Box

Widner dominates, Payne UL DFW win 4-2

Wild Bill Widner was brilliant last night, allowing just 3 hits over 8 innings, leading the Payne UL DFW to a 4-2 win over the Bull. | Box

Big game for Willis lifts BALBOAS 180 to victory

Dontrelle 'D-Train' Willis drove in 5 runs, carrying .ROCKY to a 8-1 victory over the Bull. Nolan 'Ryan Express' Ryan struckout 16 07. Bald batters in the contest. | Box

Okajima's 8-K performance not enough

Hideki Okajima whiffed 8 batters, but the Bull managed to beat the dreau UL BGM, 6-2. | Box

Lead Story - 4/15/2025

Results

--------------------------Tim------------Derek----------Moose
---------------------RB--AC--HQ---AB--GH--MP---MG--BC--VB
1. Glass Joe --------W---W---W----W---W---W-- --L----W---W
2 Von Kaiser -------W---L----W----W---W---W-- -------W---W
3. Piston Honda----W--------W----W---W---W----------W---W
4. Don Flamenco---W--------W----W---W---W----------W---L
5. King Hippo------L- --------W----W---W---W----------W
6. Great Tiger-----------------W----W---W---W----------W
7. Bald Bull -------------------W----W---W---W----------W
8. Pizza Pasta ----------------W----W---W---W----------W
9. Soda Popinski -------------W----W---W---W----------W
10. Doc Louis ----------------W----W---W---W----------W
11. Bear Hugger -------------W----W---W---L-----------W
12. Mr. Sandman-------------W----W---W---------------W
13. Macho Man ---
14. Mike Tyson ---

4/15/2025

Season Standings

------ROUND------1-----2-----3-----4-----5-----6-----7-----Tyson Win-----TOTAL-----Group Total
TIM
Rocky-------------12----14---14-----5----14----7-----4--------!-!-!-----------85-----
Apollo Creed-------5----12---13-----7-----7----7------1----------------------52-----------194
Quarlow------- ----0-----2----1-----10----8---14-----14-------!-!-------------57-----
DEREK
Al Bundy----------4-----12---12----14-----1----4----14--------!-!------------66-----
Gustave H--------14----14---12-----1-----11--14- --13--------!-!-!-----------81-----------205
Major Payne------10-----1----8-----11-----9---14---10-----------------------68-----
COACH (Whoops, it's Moose)
Muscle Ducks----14-----5----7-----13------5----7----0----------!-------------56-----
Shockers---------10-----0---13----14-----14---13---14-------!-!-!------------88------------192
Fighting Farts-----3-----4----4-----7-------8---14----3---------!--------------48-----

4/15/2025

Single Season World Records

BATTING----------------------------------------PITCHING
Avg: Dickie Thon .574 (52)----------------------W: Sid Finch/Satchel Paige 47 (46)
OBP: Billy Martin .814 (14)----------------------L: George Cuppy (34)/Jack McDowell (48) 39
Slg: JD Drew 1.260 (12)-------------------------ERA: The Only Nolan 0.64 (15)
OPS: JD Drew 1.659 (12)------------------------WHIP: Lefty Grove 0.40 (51)
HR: Kark 102 (54)------------------------- -----H/9: Elmer Myers 2.0 (55)
RBI: Josh Gibson 263 (33)-----------------------BB/9: Pete Vuckovich 0.2 (18)
2B: Rich Becker 136 (34)------------------------K/9: Jim Bluejacket 14.6 (36)
3B: CJ Cron 87 (50)------------------------------CG: Sid Finch 47 (46)
Hits: Bobby Mattick 230 (42)--------------------SHO: Lefty Grove 27 (51)
R: Billy Martin 229 (46)---------- ----------------SV: Kiko Calero 44 (49)
HBP: Billy Martin 365 (29)-----------------------K: Nolan Ryan 588 (40)
BB: Juan Castillo 127 (24)--------------- --------BB: Blue Moon Odom 174 (34)
K: Drew Pomeranz 308 (55)---------------------HR: George Cuppy 79 (34)
SB: Jamie Moyer 172 (45)
D*: Dickie Thon 148(52)

HIT STREAK: Mattick 48 (50)-------------------NO-HITTERS: Elmer Myers 8 (55)
CYCLES: Lots 1---------------------------------PERFECT GAMES: Sid Finch 5 (45)

4/15/2025

Team Records

Wins: Retirees 112-0 (46)
Run Diff.: Boy +1171 (46)
Runs: Boy 1319 (46)
Avg: Bundy .341 (56)
OBP: Boy .479 (46)
Slg: Retirees .729 (45)
OPS: Boy 1.177 (46)
H: Bundy 1304 (54)
2B: Gustave H 299 (48)
3B: Doyle 214 (45)
HR: Retirees 414 (45)
BB: Retirees 464 (47)
HBP: 'Cane 602 (47)
SB: Bundy 892 (56)
D*: Mac 391 (48)

K: Retirees 1192 (45)
ERA: Coolidge 0.83 (51)
RA: Coolidge 99 (51)
WHIP: Coolidge 0.44 (51)
SV: Creed 49 (54)
SHO: Coolidge 59 (51)
QS: Muscle Ducks 109 (51)

1/14/2025

Example Roster

Staying within any salary cap or guidelines, your roster should look like this:
C
1B
2B
3B
SS
OF
OF
OF
DH
Fan Number 4
Fan Number 5

SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP Bartolo Colon
RP Bartolo Colon
RP Bartolo Colon (lefty)
SP/LR Bartolo Colon