South Park Stats
Batting
| POS | Name | Age | Year | B | Rk | oR | dR | G | Avg | OBP | SLG | OPS | eOBP | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | HBP | SB | FLD | A | dW | SPD | Fire | EN | P |
| SS(OF) | 'Hollywood', J.'Hollywood', James Hayward >> | 38 | 2017 | L | 59 | 0 | 0 | 125 | .363 | .442 | .841 | 1.283 | .00 | 579 | 127 | 210 | 54 | 14 | 65 | 149 | 68 | 110 | 14 | 32 | .989 | - | +1 | 8 | 18 | 6 | C |
| 3B(OF) | Lewis, R.Lewis, Ray >> | 30 | 2018 | R | 30 | 0 | 0 | 131 | .334 | .367 | .721 | 1.088 | .00 | 577 | 110 | 193 | 25 | 6 | 62 | 137 | 27 | 80 | 3 | 16 | .984 | - | +2.8 | 6 | 4 | 7 | F |
| OF(1B) | Weston, D.Weston, Dr. Harry >> | 43 | 2017 | R | 58 | 0 | 0 | 134 | .370 | .447 | .740 | 1.187 | .00 | 565 | 90 | 209 | 32 | 0 | 59 | 123 | 73 | 159 | 6 | 1 | .971 | - | +0.1 | 1 | 21 | 8 | C |
| SS(UT) | 'Crazy Cooter', C.'Crazy Cooter', Cooter Davenport >> | 41 | 2017 | R | 73 | 0 | 0 | 127 | .404 | .457 | .857 | 1.314 | .00 | 483 | 100 | 195 | 33 | 6 | 58 | 100 | 42 | 165 | 5 | 28 | .972 | - | +0.7 | 7 | 21 | 7 | C |
| SS(2B) | 'Hubie' Muller, H.'Hubie' Muller, Hubert >> | 42 | 2017 | L | 38 | 0 | 0 | 141 | .330 | .427 | .707 | 1.134 | .00 | 594 | 88 | 196 | 47 | 3 | 57 | 117 | 89 | 187 | 11 | 8 | .984 | - | +0.6 | 4 | 24 | 10 | C |
| 3B(1B) | Richards, D.Richards, Dave >> | 43 | 2017 | R | 56 | 0 | 0 | 121 | .363 | .458 | .690 | 1.148 | .00 | 562 | 95 | 204 | 21 | 2 | 53 | 88 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 4 | .990 | - | +0.1 | 3 | 19 | 6 | C |
| OF(OF) | Rockhead, J.Rockhead, Joe >> | 37 | 2017 | R | 58 | 0 | 0 | 142 | .368 | .450 | .732 | 1.182 | .00 | 500 | 80 | 184 | 15 | 4 | 53 | 77 | 66 | 172 | 9 | 5 | .974 | - | +1.3 | 4 | 11 | 10 | U |
| 1B(OF) | Malph, R.Malph, Ralph >> | 38 | 2017 | R | 50 | 0 | 0 | 138 | .353 | .438 | .731 | 1.169 | .00 | 502 | 91 | 177 | 23 | 10 | 49 | 84 | 73 | 205 | 3 | 9 | .975 | - | +1.5 | 6 | 8 | 9 | U |
| OF(OF) | Appleton, L.Appleton, Larry >> | 40 | 2017 | R | 56 | 0 | 0 | 140 | .363 | .459 | .692 | 1.151 | .00 | 532 | 101 | 193 | 35 | 7 | 42 | 85 | 85 | 148 | 10 | 6 | .984 | - | +0.6 | 5 | 9 | 9 | U |
| C(DH) | 'Adele', A.'Adele', Adele Atkins >> | 36 | 2017 | S | 62 | 0 | 0 | 155 | .385 | .472 | .653 | 1.125 | .00 | 576 | 109 | 222 | 32 | 1 | 40 | 91 | 88 | 137 | 6 | 2 | .987 | - | +1.19 | 2 | 24 | 25 | A |
| 2B(OF) | 'The Mad Dog' Russo, C.'The Mad Dog' Russo, Christopher >> | 34 | 2018 | R | 29 | 0 | 0 | 132 | .283 | .459 | .532 | .991 | .00 | 547 | 100 | 155 | 32 | 7 | 30 | 123 | 150 | 185 | 28 | 43 | .990 | - | +0.9 | 8 | 26 | 7 | U |
| 1B(3B) | 'Mr. Baseball', J.'Mr. Baseball', Jack Elliot >> | 43 | 2017 | S | 39 | 0 | 0 | 153 | .360 | .430 | .573 | 1.003 | .00 | 494 | 95 | 178 | 32 | 5 | 21 | 64 | 45 | 90 | 15 | 13 | .998 | - | -0.2 | 5 | 1 | 20 | U |
| OF(IF) | 'Ellen' DeGeneres, E.'Ellen' DeGeneres, Ellen >> | 30 | 2018 | R | 63 | 0 | 0 | 121 | .369 | .493 | .654 | 1.147 | .00 | 482 | 92 | 178 | 51 | 16 | 18 | 75 | 112 | 146 | 6 | 33 | .990 | - | +1.58 | 9 | 23 | 6 | A |
| C(DH) | Pennyworth, A.Pennyworth, Alfred >> | 43 | 2017 | L | 52 | 0 | 0 | 126 | .365 | .485 | .515 | 1.000 | .00 | 480 | 78 | 175 | 26 | 2 | 14 | 62 | 97 | 16 | 15 | 3 | .987 | - | -0.2 | 3 | 5 | 6 | F |
| 2B(IF) | 'Mean Gene', G.'Mean Gene', Gene Okerlund >> | 42 | 2017 | R | 37 | 0 | 0 | 138 | .370 | .439 | .427 | .866 | .00 | 511 | 78 | 189 | 15 | 1 | 4 | 102 | 56 | 235 | 7 | 1 | .970 | - | +3 | 2 | 19 | 9 | F |
| 2024 | .358 | .448 | .673 | 1.121 | 7984 | 1434 | 2858 | 473 | 84 | 625 | 1477 | 1155 | 2099 | 153 | 204 |
Pitching
| Role | Name | Age | Year | T | Rk | W | L | ERA | oOBP | eOBP | WHIP | H/9 | BB/9 | SO/9 | IP | H | HR | BB | SO | CG | SV | WP | Stamina | Fire | P |
| SP | 'Freddy' Kruger, F.'Freddy' Kruger, Freddy >> | 26 | 2019 | R | 49 | 20 | 15 | 2.21 | .341 | .00 | 1.58 | 8.4 | 5.8 | 11.4 | 154 | 144 | 0 | 100 | 195 | 8 | 0 | 11 | 88 | 8 | S |
| SP | Favre, B.Favre, Brett >> | 32 | 2018 | R | 60 | 6 | 20 | 3.35 | .300 | .00 | 1.31 | 9.5 | 2.2 | 12.4 | 190 | 201 | 0 | 47 | 262 | 2 | 0 | 38 | 100 | 20 | A |
| SU | 'Bleeding Gums', M.'Bleeding Gums', Murphy Hibbert >> | 37 | 2018 | R | 61 | 3 | 4 | 1.87 | .325 | .00 | 1.49 | 4.2 | 9.3 | 9.6 | 99 | 46 | 0 | 102 | 106 | 0 | 11 | 8 | 25 | 11 | C |
| RP | 'Alice', A.'Alice', Alice Kramden >> | 38 | 2017 | L | 61 | 4 | 7 | 2.68 | .282 | .00 | 1.23 | 8.6 | 2.5 | 10.5 | 73 | 70 | 0 | 20 | 85 | 0 | 40 | 2 | 25 | 34 | A |
| CL | Elway, J.Elway, John >> | 33 | 2018 | R | 62 | 4 | 2 | 4.67 | .285 | .00 | 1.24 | 9.3 | 1.9 | 16.7 | 97 | 100 | 0 | 20 | 180 | 0 | 22 | 11 | 25 | 4 | F |
| RP | 'Elvie', E.'Elvie', Elvira Hancock >> | 29 | 2018 | R | 64 | 7 | 6 | 3.52 | .337 | .00 | 1.58 | 4.8 | 9.3 | 15.5 | 104 | 56 | 0 | 108 | 179 | 0 | 16 | 2 | 25 | 26 | S |
| RP | 'Good Witch', G.'Good Witch', Glinda Upland >> | 40 | 2017 | R | 65 | 7 | 2 | 4.89 | .270 | .00 | 1.15 | 8.4 | 1.9 | 10.6 | 93 | 87 | 0 | 20 | 110 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 25 | 16 | A |
| RP | 'The Flash', B.'The Flash', Barry Allen >> | 36 | 2017 | R | 74 | 6 | 2 | 5.31 | .264 | .00 | 1.12 | 8.1 | 2.0 | 17.5 | 86 | 77 | 0 | 19 | 167 | 0 | 25 | 2 | 25 | 23 | A |
| SP | Drysdale, M.Drysdale, Margaret >> | 41 | 2017 | R | 62 | 7 | 11 | 3.37 | .275 | .00 | 1.16 | 9.4 | 1.0 | 8.2 | 186 | 195 | 0 | 20 | 170 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 100 | 21 | C |
| SP | 'Roz', R.'Roz', Roz Doyle >> | 38 | 2017 | R | 70 | 9 | 8 | 5.47 | .277 | .00 | 1.17 | 8.3 | 2.2 | 8.3 | 216 | 199 | 0 | 53 | 200 | 8 | 0 | 7 | 100 | 23 | C |
| SP | 'Lilith', L.'Lilith', Lilith Sternin >> | 41 | 2017 | L | 73 | 17 | 9 | 4.15 | .280 | .00 | 1.19 | 8.1 | 2.6 | 9.8 | 190 | 171 | 0 | 55 | 207 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 100 | 22 | A |
| SP | Cowell, S.Cowell, Simon >> | 29 | 2018 | R | 74 | 21 | 17 | 5.30 | .292 | .00 | 1.26 | 8.0 | 3.4 | 11.7 | 174 | 154 | 0 | 65 | 226 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 100 | 21 | F |
| SP | 'Andy' Taylor, S.'Andy' Taylor, Sherrif >> | 42 | 2017 | R | 88 | 19 | 4 | 5.27 | .259 | .00 | 1.07 | 6.3 | 3.3 | 8.8 | 197 | 137 | 0 | 73 | 192 | 16 | 0 | 5 | 100 | 20 | S |
| 130 | 107 | .291 | 1.26 | 7.9 | 3.4 | 11.0 | 1859.0 | 1637 | 0 | 702 | 2279 | 44 | 116 | 97 |
