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South Park Cows Team Roster

POS	Name	Age	Year	B	Rk	G	Avg	OBP	SLG	OPS	AB	R	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	BB	SO	HBP	SB	CS	SB%	SH	SF	GDP	E	D+/-	FLD	CCS
C(1B)	Tweak, T.Tweak, Tweek >>	42	1989	R	78	46	.250	.318	.350	.668	20	1	5	0	1	0	1	2	1	0	0	0	-	0	0	0	0	0	1.000	40%
C(DH)	Barbrady, O.Barbrady, Officer >>	42	1989	R	92	97	.237	.274	.351	.625	342	31	81	25	1	4	32	17	61	1	0	0	-	0	1	14	2	5	.997	27%
1B(DH)	Rose, P.Rose, Pete >>	44	1985	S	68	58	.175	.254	.193	.447	57	4	10	1	0	0	5	6	13	0	0	0	-	0	0	1	1	0	.969	-
1B(DH)	Bob, U.Bob, Ugly # >>	41	2021	R	64	97	.220	.273	.402	.675	328	34	72	12	0	16	42	17	74	7	0	0	-	0	0	9	0	-10	1.000	-
2B(IF)	Maranville, R.Maranville, Rabbit >>	41	1932	R	21	56	.077	.077	.077	.154	26	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	7	0	0	0	-	0	0	1	1	0	.977	-
2B(DH)	Franco, J.Franco, Julio # >>	46	2004	R	84	97	.300	.379	.473	.852	347	48	104	23	8	7	45	44	69	0	0	0	-	0	0	5	7	-4	.987	-
3B(2B)	Malkinson, S.Malkinson, Scott >>	43	2010	S	56	97	.224	.286	.254	.540	303	35	68	7	1	0	25	27	59	0	0	0	-	0	2	5	1	-4	.995	-
SS(IF)	Appling, L.Appling, Luke >>	42	1949	R	97	97	.275	.372	.357	.729	367	55	101	19	4	1	26	57	38	0	0	0	-	0	1	7	17	13	.966	-
DH(1B)	Cartman, E.Cartman, Eric # >>	41	1988	L	32	97	.216	.320	.468	.788	365	52	79	10	2	26	79	43	106	14	0	0	-	0	3	5	0	0	-	-
OF(OF)	Musial, S.Musial, Stan >>	42	1962	L	90	97	.293	.355	.480	.835	392	55	115	17	1	18	76	40	51	0	0	0	-	0	5	18	5	-5	.982	-
OF(OF)	Staub, R.Staub, Rusty # >>	41	1985	L	87	72	.227	.274	.341	.615	88	11	20	1	0	3	6	6	9	0	0	0	-	0	1	4	3	0	.903	-
OF(OF)	Kim, T.Kim, Tuong Lu >>	43	2016	L	78	64	.106	.192	.170	.362	47	6	5	1	1	0	3	5	11	0	2	1	67%	0	0	0	0	0	1.000	-
OF(OF)	Rice, S.Rice, Sam >>	42	1932	L	83	92	.238	.283	.343	.626	324	39	77	14	10	0	32	21	37	0	4	3	57%	0	1	8	0	-5	1.000	-
OF(OF)	Harris, S.Harris, Spencer # >>	46	1987	R	89	97	.231	.330	.344	.674	334	46	77	14	3	6	26	51	54	0	0	0	-	0	3	5	4	0	.982	-
OF(1B)	Al, B.Al, Big Gay >>	42	2010	L	41	66	.200	.246	.369	.615	65	3	13	5	0	2	5	4	26	0	0	0	-	0	0	0	2	0	.933	-
	Totals					1230	.243	.315	.379	.694	3405	422	829	149	32	83	403	340	616	22	6	4	60%	0	17	82	43	-10	.988	27%

Footnotes † = All-Star this season | # = Slump Busted this season | $ = Contract ends this season | $$ = Signed for multiple seasons | D = Hits robbed | CCS = Catcher's Caught Stealing | Rk = Rank (elite in bold)

Role	Name	Age	Year	T	Rk	G	GS	W	L	ERA	oOBP	WHIP	H/9	BB/9	SO/9	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	SO	CG	SV	BS	SHO	QS	HB	WP	DICE
SP	Colon, B.Colon, Bartolo >>	43	2016	R	43	21	21	11	8	4.39	.327	1.42	10.0	2.8	5.6	127.0	141	64	62	18	39	79	0	0	0	0	12	5	0	4.64
SP	Choksondik, D.Choksondik, Diane >>	41	1985	R	25	22	20	6	9	4.51	.332	1.47	8.6	4.7	5.5	129.2	123	67	65	15	68	79	0	0	1	0	10	2	2	4.91
SP	Hough, C.Hough, Charlie # >>	42	1990	R	29	20	20	5	9	5.18	.366	1.72	10.3	5.2	6.6	130.1	149	88	75	15	75	95	1	0	0	0	9	2	2	4.82
SP	Spahn, W.Spahn, Warren # >>	42	1963	L	58	20	20	7	9	7.15	.364	1.71	12.4	3.1	6.0	118.1	162	97	94	20	40	79	2	0	0	0	6	1	1	4.91
SP	Moyer, J.Moyer, Jamie # >>	41	2003	L	46	18	16	3	11	7.07	.346	1.55	11.5	2.5	5.1	99.1	126	87	78	16	28	56	0	0	0	0	3	4	0	4.94
CL	Bonita, C.Bonita, Casa >>	44	2013	R	65	37	0	0	4	2.08	.295	1.23	8.8	2.3	8.1	39.0	38	9	9	3	10	35	0	22	2	0	0	1	0	3.05
RP	Paige, S.Paige, Satchel >>	42	1948	R	59	45	0	2	1	3.35	.285	1.19	8.2	2.5	6.6	99.1	90	38	37	8	28	73	0	2	2	0	0	1	2	3.45
RP	Marsh, R.Marsh, Randy # >>	49	1932	R	14	43	0	5	4	6.03	.363	1.68	11.0	4.3	5.3	59.2	72	41	40	8	28	35	0	2	2	0	0	2	2	5.10
RP	Argyle, P.Argyle, Phillip Niles >>	43	1981	L	14	24	0	0	2	3.82	.307	1.33	8.7	3.3	3.9	35.1	34	18	15	5	13	15	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	5.11
RP	Hankey, M.Hankey, Mr. # >>	42	1999	R	41	25	0	1	0	4.84	.321	1.39	10.3	2.3	7.7	35.1	40	24	19	2	9	30	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	2.89
	Totals					275	97	40	57	5.09	.337	1.50	10.1	3.5	5.9	873.1	975	533	494	110	338	576	3	27	7	0	40	19	10	4.55

Footnotes † = All-Star this season | # = Slump Busted this season | $ = Contract ends this season | $$ = Signed for multiple seasons | oOBP = Opponent OBP | DICE = Defense Independent ERA | Rk = Rank (elite in bold)

Minor Leagues

Role	Name	Age	Year	T	Rk	G	GS	W	L	ERA	oOBP	WHIP	H/9	BB/9	SO/9	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	SO	CG	SV	BS	SHO	QS	HB	WP	DICE
RP	Lee, T.Lee, Towel >>	41	2018	R	31	0	0	0	0	-	.000	-	-	-	-	0.0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	-
	Totals					0	0	0	0	-	.000	-	-	-	-	0.0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	-

Footnotes † = All-Star this season | # = Slump Busted this season | $ = Contract ends this season | $$ = Signed for multiple seasons | oOBP = Opponent OBP | DICE = Defense Independent ERA | Rk = Rank (elite in bold)

Roster Size:

25 out of 26 in majors
1 out of 7 in minors

Slump Buster (B): Eric Cartman (Entered: 12/18/2025)
Slump Buster (P): Charlie Hough (Entered: 12/13/2025)

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