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	Houston Hemorrhoids (40-40) 0 of 25 trades hootjohnson (3/26/2026)
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LHB: Mild Boost

Day	Upcoming Opponent
81	@West Bend Weapons (39-41)
82	Boulder Cavemen (36-44)
83	Boulder Cavemen (36-44)
84	Boulder Cavemen (36-44)
85	@Ft. Rock Ranch Hands (41-39)
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Player Out	Games
SP Turk Farrell	4
SP Sam McDowell	3
SP Dick Ellsworth	2
SP Tom Seaver	1
RP Steve Hamilton	1
RP Eddie Fisher	1
SU Dick Radatz	4

Day	Date	Opponent	Result	WP	LP	SV	GWRBI
80	3/26	@Weapons	W 4-3 R	Hamilton	Hoerner	Brosnan	Berra
79	3/25	@Weapons	L 5-3 R	Caldwell	McDaniel	Hoerner	Vernon
78	3/24	Monarchs	L 9-3 R	Hacker	Ellsworth		Rose
77	3/24	Monarchs	W 5-4 R	Seaver	Maloney	Fisher	Gordon
76	3/24	Monarchs	W 2-1 R	Fisher	McNally		Bench
75	3/23	@Murphys	L 9-2 R	Boswell	Farrell		Jackson
74	3/23	@Murphys	L 8-3 R	Dierker	McDowell		Gentile
73	3/23	@Murphys	L 13-4 R	Turley	Ellsworth		Jackson
72	3/22	Sloths	L 4-3 R	Short	Seaver	Womack	Greenberg
71	3/22	Sloths	L 1-0 R	Siebert	Drysdale	Upshaw	Mays
70	3/22	Sloths	W 8-3 R	Farrell	Prim		Banks
69	3/21	Miners	W 4-0 R	McDowell	Bunning	McDaniel	Wakefield
68	3/21	Miners	W 3-2 R	Ellsworth	Chandler	Radatz	Moran
67	3/21	Miners	L 4-3 R	Berry	Brosnan		Kaline
66	3/20	@Gladiators	L 8-3 R	Koufax	Drysdale		Fox
65	3/20	@Gladiators	W 6-5 R	Hamilton	Drabowsky	McDaniel	Berra
64	3/20	@Gladiators	L 2-0 R	Ford	McDowell		Jones
63	3/19	Tigers	L 6-2 R	Brabender	Ellsworth		Tebbetts
62	3/19	Tigers	W 7-0 R	Seaver	Downing		Banks
61	3/19	Tigers	W 1-0 R	Drysdale	Hughes	Hamilton	Snider
60	3/18	@Machine	W 6-5 R	Morgan	Umbricht	Radatz	Snider
59	3/18	@Machine	L 4-2 R	Palmer	McDaniel		Howard
58	3/18	@Machine	W 9-3 R	Ellsworth	Peters		Cepeda
57	3/17	Dragons	W 3-2 R	Seaver	Bonham	McDaniel	Moran
56	3/17	Dragons	L 8-4 R	McLain	Drysdale		Johnson
55	3/16	Dragons	L 13-3 R	Bahnsen	Farrell		Hamner
54	3/16	Ranch Hands	W 8-2 R	McDowell	Newcombe		Maxwell
53	3/16	Ranch Hands	W 6-0 R	Ellsworth	Jay		Maxwell
52	3/15	Ranch Hands	L 8-7 R	Koosman	Radatz	Duren	Gehringer
51	3/15	@Cavemen	W 4-3 R	Drysdale	Murphy	McDaniel	Cepeda
50	3/15	@Cavemen	L 8-2 R	Score	Farrell	Abernathy	Minoso
49	3/14	@Cavemen	L 9-2 R	Nash	McDowell		Johnson
48	3/14	Weapons	W 7-6 R	Ellsworth	Aguirre	McDaniel	Maxwell
47	3/14	Weapons	W 4-3 R	Seaver	Watt	Radatz	Banks
46	3/13	Weapons	L 4-3 R	Rowe	McDaniel	Hoerner	Goodman
45	3/13	@Monarchs	L 11-5 R	Newhouser	Farrell		Wynn
44	3/13	@Monarchs	L 4-0 R	Brecheen	McDowell		Boudreau
43	3/12	@Monarchs	W 7-3 R	Fisher	Murakami		Maxwell
42	3/12	Murphys	L 4-2 R	Cooper	Seaver	Woodeshick
41	3/12	Murphys	W 5-4 R	Fisher	Mossi		Berra
40	3/11	Murphys	W 3-2 R	Brosnan	Mossi		Snider
39	3/11	@Sloths	W 5-0 R	McDowell	Niekro		Wakefield
38	3/11	@Sloths	W 15-1 R	Ellsworth	Hardin		Maxwell
37	3/10	@Sloths	W 5-1 R	Seaver	Short		Banks
36	3/10	@Miners	L 7-3 R	Gibson	Drysdale		Mantle
35	3/10	@Miners	L 6-4 R	Messersmith	McDaniel		Kaline
34	3/9	@Miners	W 4-2 R	McDowell	Bunning	McDaniel	Wakefield
33	3/9	Gladiators	W 4-2 R	Ellsworth	Pizarro		Bench
32	3/9	Gladiators	W 9-2 R	Seaver	Singer		Maxwell
31	3/8	Gladiators	L 7-4 R	Koufax	Drysdale		Francona
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