Lead Story - 9/6/2025

Record Watch

Team SB: Bundy 463, record Retirees 486

League Chat Box

Corkhill dominates, BALBOAS 1070UL win 3-2

Pop Corkhill was brilliant last night, allowing just 1 hit over 6 innings, leading the BALBOAS 1070UL to a 3-2 win over the Louis. | Box

Lohrman whiffs 8 in 4-0 win

Bill Lohrman struckout 8 10. Doc batters in a 4-0 win for the CREED ACL175. | Box

Cuellar blanks .HOY with 2-0 shutout

.HOY is hoping not to see Mike 'Crazy Horse' Cuellar again for a long while. Cuellar went the distance, leading 10. Doc to a 2-0 victory. | Box

Ogasawara delivers in clutch, Goldmill 375UL win

Michihiro Ogasawara drove in 7 runs, carrying ;Mickey to a 14-3 victory over the Louis. Fumio Narita was on fire, allowing just 3 hits over 9 innings for ;Mickey. | Box

Finch baffles Louis, H FGH175 win

Sidd Finch struckout 11 10. Doc batters in a 5-1 win for the H FGH175. | Box

4/15/2025

Results

--------------------------Tim------------Derek----------Moose
---------------------RB--AC--HQ---AB--GH--MP---MG--BC--VB
1. Glass Joe --------W---W---W----W---W---W-- --W---W---W
2 Von Kaiser -------
3. Piston Honda----
4. Don Flamenco---
5. King Hippo------
6. Great Tiger------
7. Bald Bull --------
8. Pizza Pasta -----
9. Soda Popinski --
10. Doc Louis -----
11. Bear Hugger --
12. Mr. Sandman--
13. Macho Man ---
14. Mike Tyson ---

4/15/2025

Season Standings

------ROUND------1-----2-----3-----4-----5-----6-----7-----Tyson Win-----TOTAL-----Group Total
TIM
Rocky--------------3-----8----13----6------------------------------------------30------
Apollo Creed----- -0-----9----14----5----------------------------!-------------32-----------93
Quarlow-----------1-----9-----8----13-----------------------------------------31------
DEREK
Al Bundy----------10---14----13---14--------------------------!-!------------61------
Gustave H---------9----14----11---12---------------------------!-------------47-----------125
Major Payne-------0-----0----10----7-----------------------------------------17-----
MOOSE
Mickey Goldmill---14---14----13----14------------------------!-!-!-----------70-----
Butch Coolidge---13---13----10----5----------------------------------------41------------122
Vince Bou---------5-----0----2------4----------------------------------------11-----
COACH
Muscle Ducks----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Shockers-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fighting Farts---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

4/15/2025

Single Season World Records

BATTING----------------------------------------PITCHING
Avg: Dickie Thon .574 (52)-------------------W: Sid Finch/Satchel Paige 47 (46)
OBP: Billy Martin .814 (14)----------------------L: George Cuppy (34)/Jack McDowell (48) 39
Slg: JD Drew 1.260 (12)-------------------------ERA: The Only Nolan 0.64 (15)
OPS: JD Drew 1.659 (12)------------------------WHIP: Lefty Grove 0.40 (51)
HR: JD Drew 99 (34)R:--------------------- -----H/9: Elmer Myers 2.0 (55)
RBI: Josh Gibson 263 (33)-----------------------BB/9: Pete Vuckovich 0.2 (18)
2B: Rich Becker 136 (34)------------------------K/9: Jim Bluejacket 14.6 (36)
3B: CJ Cron 87 (50)------------------------------CG: Sid Finch 47 (46)
Hits: Bobby Mattick 230 (42)--------------------SHO: Lefty Grove 27 (51)
R Billy Martin 229 (46)---------- ----------------SV: Kiko Calero 44 (49)
HBP: Billy Martin 365 (29)-----------------------K: Nolan Ryan 588 (40)
BB: Juan Castillo 127 (24)--------------- --------BB: Blue Moon Odom 174 (34)
K: Drew Pomeranz 308 (55)---------- ---------HR: George Cuppy 79 (34)
SB: Jamie Moyer 172 (45)
D*: Dickie Thon 148(52)

HIT STREAK: Mattick 48 (50)-------------------NO-HITTERS: Elmer Myers 8 (55)
CYCLES: Lots 1---------------------------------PERFECT GAMES: Sid Finch 5 (45)

4/15/2025

Team Records

Wins: Retirees 112-0 (46)
Run Diff.: Boy +1171 (46)
Runs: Boy 1319 (46)
Avg: Bundy .336 (54)
OBP: Boy .479 (46)
Slg: Retirees .729 (45)
OPS: Boy 1.177 (46)
H: Bundy 1304 (54)
2B: Gustave H 299 (48)
3B: Doyle 214 (45)
HR: Retirees 414 (45)
BB: Retirees 464 (47)
HBP: 'Cane 602 (47)
SB: Retirees 486 (46)
D*: Mac 391 (48)

K: Retirees 1192 (45)
ERA: Coolidge 0.83 (51)
RA: Coolidge 99 (51)
WHIP: Coolidge 0.44 (51)
SV: Creed 49 (54)
SHO: Coolidge 59 (51)
QS: Muscle Ducks 109 (51)

1/14/2025

Example Roster

Staying within any salary cap or guidelines, your roster should look like this:
C
1B
2B
3B
SS
OF
OF
OF
DH
Fan Number 4
Fan Number 5

SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP Bartolo Colon
RP Bartolo Colon
RP Bartolo Colon (lefty)
SP/LR Bartolo Colon