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Spiders fall to Infundibulum despite Tidrow's efforts

Dick Tidrow whiffed 8 batters, but the Infundibulum managed to beat the Spiders, 2-1. | Box

Masterson's 8-K performance not enough

Justin Masterson whiffed 8 batters, but the Flinstoners managed to beat the Branches, 2-1. | Box

Paddlers can't contain Ogasawara, fall 10-6

Michihiro Ogasawara was on his game, knocking in 3 runs in Washington's 10-6 victory over the Paddlers. Ogasawara also had 3 hits in the game. Rafael Furcal of the Woodchucks had 4 hits in the game. | Box

Big game for Heath lifts Petunias to victory

Mike Heath drove in 5 runs, carrying Pittsburgh to a 16-2 victory over the Quakes. | Box

Jones blasts off, leads Flinstoners to win

Chipper Jones blasted 2 homers, lifting the Flinstoners to a 17-7 win over Scranton. | Box

Lead Story - 4/15/2026

Draft Order - Season 3

The first one-round draft of the season after Day 16 will have the following order:

1. Chronosynclastic Infundibulum
2. Washington Woodchucks
3. Cochabamba Llamas
4. Fred Flinstoners
5. Rancho Cucamonga Quakes
6. Murdo Prairie Dogs
7. Scranton Branches
8. Cleveland Spiders
9. Rock River Paddlers
10. Pittsburgh Petunias

Nine teams move up one spot and the team that picks first moves to tenth in each subsequent round.

League Settings

Year Range of Stats	1876 - 2025
Roster Size (Majors)	24
Roster Size (Minors)	0
Keepers	(24 keepers)
Change Stats Allowed
Free Agency
Drops
No-Drop List
Player Fatigue
Batter Injuries
Pitcher Injuries
Use Pitcher's HR Allowed Stats
Allows Max Surprise Bunts
Min Batters Pitcher Must Face	0
Slump Buster	(5 days)
On Fire	Classic
User Sims	(every 4 hours)