Stand back and stand by

So I'm looking at this box score, and I'm thinking, this is wrong. Everyone saw me score those runs in the 2nd inning. It was 6 to nothing, I had it won. Then suddenly, in the middle of the night, my opponent has piles of runs appearing out of nowhere. These runs aren't real. Everyone knows it. The score was 6 to nothing, now it's 8-6. I look around, and all I see are thieves and cheats. I'm sure some of the players are okay, but most of them are not.
Say what you want, but don't believe it, folks. I won. We know it. The trophy is mine. I won 8 games, actually. The most games anybody has ever won in a world series, probably ever. This other team, they're terrible. Stupid people. Garbage. They got mail in runs. They got fake boxes that steal. It was a landslide. I won

good writing.

I love parody. Or is it satire? Or is it a straightforward paraphrase? I don't know. But I like it!