Chicago Likely Not Even Stats
Batting
| POS | Name | Age | Year | B | Rk | G | Avg | OBP | SLG | OPS | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | HBP | SB | CS | SB% | SH | SF | GDP | E | D+/- | FLD | CCS |
| OF(OF) | Meusel, B.Meusel, Bob >> | 31 | 1927 | R | 86 | 5 | .333 | .385 | .417 | .802 | 24 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | .800 | - |
| C(3B) | Bench, J.Bench, Johnny >> | 27 | 1974 | R | 90 | 5 | .174 | .208 | .348 | .556 | 23 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | - |
| OF(DH) | Baylor, D.Baylor, Don >> | 30 | 1979 | R | 76 | 5 | .250 | .333 | .250 | .583 | 20 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | -2 | .857 | - |
| 2B(IF) | India, J.India, Jonathan >> | 24 | 2021 | R | 82 | 5 | .250 | .348 | .250 | .598 | 20 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | .933 | - |
| 1B(1B) | Bonura, Z.Bonura, Zeke >> | 26 | 1934 | R | 94 | 5 | .350 | .458 | .400 | .858 | 20 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | - |
| OF(OF) | Bonds, B.Bonds, Barry >> | 28 | 1992 | L | 99 | 5 | .368 | .458 | .632 | 1.090 | 19 | 4 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | - |
| 3B(OF) | Bryant, K.Bryant, Kris >> | 26 | 2018 | R | 67 | 5 | .389 | .500 | .611 | 1.111 | 18 | 5 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 1.000 | - |
| 3B(1B) | Horner, B.Horner, Bob >> | 22 | 1979 | R | 66 | 5 | .471 | .609 | .824 | 1.433 | 17 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | - |
| SS(2B) | Renteria, E.Renteria, Edgar >> | 36 | 2011 | R | 26 | 5 | .235 | .381 | .412 | .793 | 17 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | .960 | - |
| 2B(IF) | Weeks, R.Weeks, Rickie >> | 28 | 2010 | R | 62 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | - |
| C(1B) | Molina, B.Molina, Bengie >> | 33 | 2007 | R | 44 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | - |
| 1B(1B) | Adcock, J.Adcock, Joe >> | 35 | 1962 | R | 52 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | - |
| OF(1B) | Ibanez, R.Ibanez, Raul >> | 38 | 2010 | L | 56 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | - |
| 45 | .309 | .408 | .449 | .857 | 178 | 29 | 55 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 29 | 31 | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 2 | 7 | 6 | -3 | .968 | - |
Pitching
| Role | Name | Age | Year | T | Rk | G | GS | W | L | ERA | oOBP | WHIP | H/9 | BB/9 | SO/9 | IP | H | R | ER | HR | BB | SO | CG | SV | BS | SHO | QS | HB | WP | DICE |
| RP | Elston, D.Elston, Don >> | 31 | 1960 | R | 54 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 27.00 | .625 | 5.00 | 45.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 1.0 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16.00 |
| RP | Willis, R.Willis, Ron >> | 25 | 1968 | R | 63 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | .200 | 0.75 | 9.0 | 0.0 | 18.0 | 1.1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1.00 |
| RP | Thatcher, J.Thatcher, Joe >> | 28 | 2009 | L | 76 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.70 | .231 | 0.90 | 6.0 | 3.0 | 9.0 | 3.1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.00 |
| RP | Seanez, R.Seanez, Rudy >> | 37 | 2005 | R | 81 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | .231 | 0.90 | 9.0 | 0.0 | 12.0 | 3.1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.33 |
| RP | Uehara, K.Uehara, Koji >> | 37 | 2012 | R | 100 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | .286 | 1.20 | 6.0 | 6.0 | 12.0 | 3.1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.33 |
| SP | Newhouser, H.Newhouser, Hal >> | 28 | 1949 | L | 53 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2.79 | .293 | 1.24 | 8.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 9.2 | 8 | 9 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4.67 |
| SP | Sabathia, C.Sabathia, CC >> | 36 | 2016 | L | 59 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1.17 | .258 | 1.04 | 10.3 | 0.0 | 3.9 | 7.2 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4.00 |
| SP | Snell, B.Snell, Blake >> | 26 | 2019 | L | 77 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2.08 | .409 | 2.08 | 15.8 | 4.5 | 13.5 | 4.1 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.50 |
| SP | Lynn, L.Lynn, Lance >> | 32 | 2019 | R | 80 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1.35 | .310 | 1.35 | 6.0 | 7.5 | 12.0 | 6.2 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2.83 |
| SP | Strasburg, S.Strasburg, Stephen >> | 23 | 2012 | R | 98 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 16.20 | .524 | 3.30 | 27.0 | 6.0 | 9.0 | 3.1 | 9 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3.00 |
| 17 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3.27 | .330 | 1.48 | 10.0 | 3.3 | 7.8 | 44.0 | 49 | 23 | 16 | 3 | 16 | 38 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3.25 |


