No Talent Assclowns Stats
Batting
| POS | Name | Age | Year | B | Rk | oR | dR | G | Avg | OBP | SLG | OPS | eOBP | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | HBP | SB | FLD | A | dW | SPD | Fire | EN | P |
| 1B(DH) | Delgado, C.Delgado, Carlos >> | 28 | 2000 | L | 99 | 0 | 0 | 162 | .344 | .472 | .664 | 1.136 | .00 | 569 | 115 | 196 | 57 | 1 | 41 | 137 | 123 | 104 | 15 | 0 | .991 | - | -1.62 | 2 | 15 | 200 | C |
| OF(DH) | Huff, A.Huff, Aubrey >> | 27 | 2003 | L | 50 | 0 | 0 | 162 | .311 | .372 | .555 | .927 | .00 | 636 | 91 | 198 | 47 | 3 | 34 | 107 | 53 | 80 | 8 | 2 | .977 | + | -1.46 | 2 | 12 | 200 | C |
| OF(OF) | Drew, J.Drew, J.D. >> | 26 | 2001 | L | 85 | 0 | 0 | 109 | .323 | .417 | .613 | 1.030 | .00 | 375 | 80 | 121 | 18 | 5 | 27 | 73 | 57 | 75 | 4 | 13 | .973 | - | +0.36 | 7 | 16 | 5 | C |
| C(1B) | Lo Duca, P.Lo Duca, Paul >> | 29 | 2001 | R | 62 | 0 | 0 | 125 | .320 | .380 | .543 | .923 | .00 | 460 | 71 | 147 | 28 | 0 | 25 | 90 | 39 | 30 | 6 | 2 | .990 | - | +0.75 | 2 | 13 | 6 | C |
| 1B(DH) | Johnson, N.Johnson, Nick >> | 28 | 2006 | L | 65 | 0 | 0 | 147 | .290 | .430 | .520 | .950 | .00 | 500 | 100 | 145 | 46 | 0 | 23 | 77 | 110 | 99 | 13 | 10 | .988 | - | -0.86 | 3 | 11 | 13 | C |
| DH(OF) | Bradley, M.Bradley, Milton >> | 30 | 2008 | S | 89 | 0 | 0 | 126 | .321 | .441 | .563 | 1.004 | .00 | 414 | 78 | 133 | 32 | 1 | 22 | 77 | 80 | 112 | 9 | 5 | .940 | - | -0.55 | 3 | 12 | 6 | C |
| 3B(2B) | Mueller, B.Mueller, Bill >> | 32 | 2003 | S | 76 | 0 | 0 | 146 | .326 | .402 | .540 | .942 | .00 | 524 | 85 | 171 | 45 | 5 | 19 | 85 | 59 | 77 | 7 | 1 | .957 | - | +0.21 | 3 | 10 | 12 | C |
| 2B(IF) | Kinsler, I.Kinsler, Ian >> | 26 | 2008 | R | 53 | 0 | 0 | 121 | .319 | .380 | .517 | .897 | .00 | 518 | 102 | 165 | 41 | 4 | 18 | 71 | 45 | 67 | 6 | 26 | .974 | - | -0.52 | 7 | 10 | 6 | C |
| OF(OF) | Choo, S.Choo, Shin-Soo >> | 26 | 2008 | L | 70 | 0 | 0 | 94 | .309 | .402 | .549 | .951 | .00 | 317 | 68 | 98 | 28 | 3 | 14 | 66 | 44 | 78 | 5 | 4 | .985 | - | -0.48 | 4 | 11 | 5 | C |
| OF(OF) | Diaz, M.Diaz, Matt >> | 29 | 2007 | R | 54 | 0 | 0 | 135 | .338 | .373 | .497 | .870 | .00 | 358 | 44 | 121 | 21 | 0 | 12 | 45 | 16 | 63 | 4 | 4 | .988 | - | +0.39 | 2 | 11 | 8 | C |
| OF(OF) | Catalanotto, F.Catalanotto, Frank >> | 27 | 2001 | L | 66 | 0 | 0 | 133 | .330 | .392 | .490 | .882 | .00 | 463 | 77 | 153 | 31 | 5 | 11 | 54 | 39 | 55 | 8 | 15 | .985 | + | +0.11 | 6 | 9 | 8 | C |
| 2B(DH) | Polanco, P.Polanco, Placido >> | 32 | 2007 | R | 63 | 0 | 0 | 142 | .341 | .391 | .458 | .849 | .00 | 587 | 105 | 200 | 36 | 3 | 9 | 67 | 37 | 30 | 11 | 7 | 1.000 | - | +1.56 | 4 | 8 | 10 | C |
| 3B(SS) | Sanchez, F.Sanchez, Freddy >> | 29 | 2006 | R | 61 | 0 | 0 | 157 | .344 | .384 | .473 | .857 | .00 | 582 | 85 | 200 | 53 | 2 | 6 | 85 | 31 | 52 | 7 | 3 | .981 | - | +0.71 | 2 | 8 | 34 | C |
| C(DH) | Zaun, G.Zaun, Gregg >> | 30 | 2001 | S | 59 | 0 | 0 | 39 | .320 | .380 | .536 | .916 | .00 | 125 | 15 | 40 | 9 | 0 | 6 | 18 | 12 | 16 | 0 | 1 | .975 | - | +0.2 | 2 | 13 | 4 | C |
| 1798 | .325 | .404 | .536 | .940 | 6428 | 1116 | 2088 | 492 | 32 | 267 | 1052 | 745 | 938 | 103 | 93 |
Pitching
| Role | Name | Age | Year | T | Rk | W | L | ERA | oOBP | eOBP | WHIP | H/9 | BB/9 | SO/9 | IP | H | HR | BB | SO | CG | SV | WP | Stamina | Fire | P |
| RP | Groom, B.Groom, Buddy >> | 37 | 2002 | L | 56 | 3 | 2 | 1.60 | .222 | .00 | 0.90 | 6.4 | 1.7 | 7.0 | 62 | 44 | 4 | 12 | 48 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 25 | 18 | C |
| RP | Percival, T.Percival, Troy >> | 38 | 2007 | R | 82 | 3 | 0 | 1.80 | .207 | .00 | 0.85 | 5.4 | 2.3 | 8.1 | 40 | 24 | 3 | 10 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 19 | C |
| RP | Soria, J.Soria, Joakim >> | 24 | 2008 | R | 85 | 2 | 3 | 1.60 | .216 | .00 | 0.87 | 5.2 | 2.6 | 8.9 | 67 | 39 | 5 | 19 | 66 | 0 | 42 | 1 | 25 | 19 | C |
| RP | Dotel, O.Dotel, Octavio >> | 29 | 2002 | R | 87 | 6 | 4 | 1.85 | .220 | .00 | 0.88 | 5.4 | 2.5 | 10.9 | 97 | 58 | 7 | 27 | 118 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 25 | 21 | C |
| SU | Neshek, P.Neshek, Pat >> | 26 | 2006 | R | 92 | 4 | 2 | 2.19 | .193 | .00 | 0.78 | 5.6 | 1.5 | 12.9 | 37 | 23 | 6 | 6 | 53 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 23 | C |
| CL | Soriano, R.Soriano, Rafael >> | 24 | 2003 | R | 95 | 3 | 0 | 1.53 | .199 | .00 | 0.79 | 5.1 | 2.0 | 11.5 | 53 | 30 | 2 | 12 | 68 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 25 | 23 | C |
| SP | Pettitte, A.Pettitte, Andy >> | 33 | 2005 | L | 75 | 17 | 9 | 2.39 | .253 | .00 | 1.03 | 7.6 | 1.7 | 6.9 | 222 | 188 | 17 | 41 | 171 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 107 | 17 | C |
| SP | Vazquez, J.Vazquez, Javier >> | 33 | 2009 | R | 82 | 15 | 10 | 2.87 | .252 | .00 | 1.03 | 7.4 | 1.8 | 9.8 | 219 | 181 | 20 | 44 | 238 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 106 | 19 | C |
| SP | Haren, D.Haren, Dan >> | 29 | 2009 | R | 84 | 14 | 10 | 3.14 | .248 | .00 | 1.00 | 7.5 | 1.5 | 8.8 | 229 | 192 | 27 | 38 | 223 | 3 | 0 | 13 | 103 | 18 | C |
| SP | Lowe, D.Lowe, Derek >> | 29 | 2002 | R | 88 | 21 | 8 | 2.58 | .243 | .00 | 0.98 | 6.8 | 2.0 | 5.2 | 219 | 166 | 12 | 48 | 127 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 120 | 15 | C |
| SP | Clemens, R.Clemens, Roger >> | 43 | 2005 | R | 93 | 13 | 8 | 1.87 | .249 | .00 | 1.01 | 6.4 | 2.6 | 7.9 | 211 | 151 | 11 | 62 | 185 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 106 | 18 | C |
| 101 | 56 | .240 | 0.97 | 6.8 | 2.0 | 8.2 | 1456.0 | 1096 | 114 | 319 | 1333 | 8 | 51 | 34 |


