These Guys Suck Stats
Batting
| POS | Name | Age | Year | B | Rk | oR | dR | G | Avg | OBP | SLG | OPS | eOBP | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | HBP | SB | FLD | A | dW | SPD | Fire | EN | P |
| OF(OF) | Sosa, S.Sosa, Sammy >> | 33 | 2001 | R | 96 | 0 | 0 | 160 | .328 | .445 | .737 | 1.182 | .00 | 577 | 146 | 189 | 34 | 5 | 64 | 160 | 116 | 153 | 6 | 0 | .982 | - | -0.1 | 3 | 19 | 83 | C |
| 1B(DH) | Thome, J.Thome, Jim >> | 32 | 2002 | L | 86 | 0 | 0 | 147 | .304 | .450 | .677 | 1.127 | .00 | 480 | 101 | 146 | 19 | 2 | 52 | 118 | 122 | 139 | 5 | 1 | .991 | - | -1.69 | 2 | 20 | 13 | C |
| OF(DH) | Sheffield, G.Sheffield, Gary >> | 32 | 2000 | R | 91 | 0 | 0 | 141 | .325 | .442 | .643 | 1.085 | .00 | 501 | 105 | 163 | 24 | 3 | 43 | 109 | 101 | 71 | 4 | 4 | .954 | - | -0.93 | 3 | 15 | 10 | C |
| C(DH) | Piazza, M.Piazza, Mike >> | 32 | 2000 | R | 81 | 0 | 0 | 136 | .324 | .400 | .614 | 1.014 | .00 | 482 | 90 | 156 | 26 | 0 | 38 | 113 | 58 | 69 | 3 | 4 | .997 | - | +0.29 | 2 | 16 | 8 | C |
| OF(OF) | Lind, A.Lind, Adam >> | 26 | 2009 | L | 49 | 0 | 0 | 151 | .305 | .372 | .562 | .934 | .00 | 587 | 93 | 179 | 46 | 0 | 35 | 114 | 58 | 110 | 5 | 1 | .988 | - | -1.68 | 1 | 14 | 17 | C |
| 1B(DH) | Morneau, J.Morneau, Justin >> | 25 | 2006 | L | 67 | 0 | 0 | 157 | .321 | .382 | .559 | .941 | .00 | 592 | 97 | 190 | 37 | 1 | 34 | 130 | 53 | 93 | 5 | 3 | .994 | - | -0.66 | 2 | 13 | 34 | C |
| OF(OF) | Hamilton, J.Hamilton, Josh >> | 27 | 2008 | L | 45 | 0 | 0 | 156 | .304 | .376 | .530 | .906 | .00 | 624 | 98 | 190 | 35 | 5 | 32 | 130 | 64 | 126 | 7 | 9 | .983 | - | -0.64 | 4 | 12 | 29 | C |
| OF(OF) | Matsui, H.Matsui, Hideki >> | 30 | 2004 | L | 50 | 0 | 0 | 162 | .298 | .393 | .522 | .915 | .00 | 584 | 109 | 174 | 34 | 2 | 31 | 108 | 88 | 103 | 3 | 3 | .978 | - | -1.07 | 2 | 13 | 200 | C |
| 3B(DH) | Cabrera, M.Cabrera, Miguel >> | 23 | 2006 | R | 91 | 0 | 0 | 158 | .339 | .433 | .568 | 1.001 | .00 | 576 | 112 | 195 | 50 | 2 | 26 | 114 | 86 | 108 | 10 | 9 | .957 | - | -0.79 | 4 | 12 | 42 | C |
| OF(2B) | Upton, B.Upton, B.J. >> | 23 | 2007 | R | 47 | 0 | 0 | 129 | .300 | .389 | .508 | .897 | .00 | 474 | 86 | 142 | 25 | 1 | 24 | 82 | 65 | 154 | 4 | 22 | .970 | + | -0.4 | 6 | 13 | 7 | C |
| SS(DH) | Garciaparra, N.Garciaparra, Nomar >> | 27 | 2000 | R | 97 | 0 | 0 | 140 | .372 | .439 | .599 | 1.038 | .00 | 529 | 104 | 197 | 51 | 3 | 21 | 96 | 61 | 50 | 2 | 5 | .971 | - | +1.55 | 3 | 11 | 9 | C |
| OF(OF) | Kemp, M.Kemp, Matt >> | 23 | 2007 | R | 65 | 0 | 0 | 98 | .342 | .377 | .521 | .898 | .00 | 292 | 47 | 100 | 12 | 5 | 10 | 42 | 16 | 66 | 0 | 10 | .972 | - | -0.41 | 7 | 12 | 6 | C |
| 1B(2B) | Baerga, C.Baerga, Carlos >> | 35 | 2003 | S | 71 | 0 | 0 | 105 | .343 | .401 | .464 | .865 | .00 | 207 | 31 | 71 | 13 | 0 | 4 | 39 | 18 | 20 | 2 | 1 | .986 | - | -0.25 | 2 | 9 | 6 | C |
| OF(DH) | Lofton, K.Lofton, Kenny >> | 38 | 2005 | L | 52 | 0 | 0 | 110 | .335 | .392 | .420 | .812 | .00 | 367 | 67 | 123 | 15 | 5 | 2 | 36 | 32 | 41 | 2 | 22 | .981 | - | +0.65 | 8 | 7 | 5 | C |
| 1950 | .322 | .408 | .575 | .983 | 6872 | 1286 | 2215 | 421 | 34 | 416 | 1391 | 938 | 1303 | 58 | 94 |
Pitching
| Role | Name | Age | Year | T | Rk | W | L | ERA | oOBP | eOBP | WHIP | H/9 | BB/9 | SO/9 | IP | H | HR | BB | SO | CG | SV | WP | Stamina | Fire | P |
| SP | Garcia, F.Garcia, Freddy >> | 26 | 2001 | R | 58 | 18 | 6 | 3.05 | .270 | .00 | 1.13 | 7.5 | 2.6 | 6.2 | 238 | 199 | 16 | 69 | 163 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 126 | 16 | C |
| SP | Johnson, J.Johnson, Josh >> | 25 | 2009 | R | 51 | 15 | 5 | 3.23 | .275 | .00 | 1.16 | 7.9 | 2.5 | 8.2 | 209 | 184 | 14 | 58 | 191 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 112 | 18 | C |
| SP | Willis, D.Willis, Dontrelle >> | 23 | 2005 | L | 50 | 22 | 10 | 2.63 | .272 | .00 | 1.14 | 8.1 | 2.1 | 6.5 | 236 | 213 | 11 | 55 | 170 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 107 | 16 | C |
| RP | Jenks, B.Jenks, Bobby >> | 26 | 2007 | R | 67 | 3 | 5 | 2.77 | .221 | .00 | 0.89 | 6.2 | 1.8 | 7.8 | 65 | 45 | 2 | 13 | 56 | 0 | 40 | 4 | 23 | 18 | C |
| SU | Foulke, K.Foulke, Keith >> | 31 | 2003 | R | 73 | 9 | 1 | 2.08 | .223 | .00 | 0.90 | 6.0 | 2.1 | 9.2 | 86 | 57 | 10 | 20 | 88 | 0 | 43 | 0 | 25 | 19 | C |
| CL | Papelbon, J.Papelbon, Jonathan >> | 26 | 2006 | R | 93 | 4 | 2 | 0.92 | .199 | .00 | 0.78 | 5.3 | 1.7 | 9.9 | 68 | 40 | 3 | 13 | 75 | 0 | 35 | 2 | 24 | 20 | C |
| SP | Kazmir, S.Kazmir, Scott >> | 24 | 2008 | L | 37 | 12 | 8 | 3.49 | .293 | .00 | 1.27 | 7.3 | 4.1 | 9.8 | 152 | 123 | 23 | 70 | 166 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 100 | 20 | C |
| SP | Maddux, G.Maddux, Greg >> | 34 | 2000 | R | 59 | 19 | 9 | 3.00 | .261 | .00 | 1.07 | 8.1 | 1.5 | 6.9 | 249 | 225 | 19 | 42 | 190 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 125 | 17 | C |
| SP | Hudson, T.Hudson, Tim >> | 28 | 2003 | R | 70 | 16 | 7 | 2.70 | .261 | .00 | 1.08 | 7.4 | 2.3 | 6.1 | 240 | 197 | 15 | 61 | 162 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 122 | 16 | C |
| SP | Matsuzaka, D.Matsuzaka, Daisuke >> | 28 | 2008 | R | 35 | 18 | 3 | 2.90 | .303 | .00 | 1.33 | 6.9 | 5.1 | 8.3 | 167 | 128 | 12 | 94 | 154 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 89 | 18 | C |
| SP | Wood, K.Wood, Kerry >> | 26 | 2003 | R | 63 | 14 | 11 | 3.20 | .282 | .00 | 1.19 | 6.5 | 4.3 | 11.3 | 211 | 152 | 24 | 100 | 266 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 109 | 21 | C |
| 150 | 67 | .269 | 1.12 | 7.3 | 2.8 | 7.9 | 1921.0 | 1563 | 149 | 595 | 1681 | 26 | 118 | 48 |


