Full Chat Log

gossamer (Warriors) at 1/24/2020 2:53 PM: all-star game is over. will return players to their rosters tonight. WCW owners, pick a player on your squad that I can subtract a year from.
oiler (Thunder) at 1/24/2020 1:40 PM: why did my line up change??
gossamer (Warriors) at 1/10/2020 9:19 AM: please post here or send me message regarding league email vis-�-vis expansion
gossamer (Warriors) at 1/7/2020 3:08 PM: he's made it into 4 games now. unlike Wild Thing, Nature boy don't hit batters
Derek (Or Something) at 1/5/2020 9:42 PM: Change his name to Rick Vaughn
Gossamer (Warriors) at 1/5/2020 12:13 PM: 14 games in and my 100 ranked stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun closer hasnt played
Gossamer (Warriors) at 1/4/2020 5:51 AM: My closer still hasnt made an appearance
DukeBlues (Whackers) at 12/27/2019 4:44 PM: SP Chief Bender for cheap pop please.
Gossamer (Warriors) at 12/24/2019 7:33 AM: Done
Ddedwar (Stars) at 12/20/2019 6:40 PM: Richard Kimble for cheap pop
Ddedwar (Stars) at 11/15/2019 11:44 AM: Of John McClain for all star awards
Gossamer (Warriors) at 11/15/2019 10:26 AM: Maybe he needs all star awards to gain years back
Derek (Or Something) at 11/15/2019 9:36 AM: also, at this rate of progression, Baby Fred will be a 100 rating in 50 years
Derek (Or Something) at 11/15/2019 7:39 AM: Quite the pitching duel in the all star game
Derek (Or Something) at 11/15/2019 7:38 AM: Well, the truth is Baby Fred is known as a sh*t talker and an agitator. As much as he gets under our opponents skin its no wonder some pitchers want to go after him
gossamer (Warriors) at 11/15/2019 7:05 AM: 3 HBP in 16 career AB's is insane. that's like 95 over a season if he were more than a platoon guy. right now OPS over .800 is nice
Derek (Or Something) at 11/13/2019 10:13 PM: he's got 9 at bats this year and has been hit twice. bunch of bullies, y'all are
Derek (Or Something) at 11/13/2019 10:11 PM: Thanks for making Baby Fred the captain, I forgot to put him on the team due to how dang cute he is
Gossamer (Warriors) at 11/3/2019 3:03 PM: Welcome
AlfredCoreyII (Picnic) at 11/3/2019 7:31 AM: I got it. Would love to change my name
Gossamer (Warriors) at 11/2/2019 3:30 PM: Anybody know a person who wants to pick up spaniels team? They are about .500
spaniels (Picnic) at 11/2/2019 1:33 PM: Too much on my plate so must trim some leagues. Thanks for your efforts Commish
Gossamer (Warriors) at 10/26/2019 10:26 AM: Dang. Off to a hot start
gossamer (Warriors) at 10/23/2019 10:11 AM: can still go 161-1
DukeBlues (Whackers) at 10/23/2019 9:58 AM: The excitement is over.
DukeBlues (Whackers) at 10/23/2019 9:57 AM: There goes my undefeated season.
gossamer (Warriors) at 10/18/2019 7:23 AM: it's all good. that's what offseason is for :D
lordhawke (Grays) at 10/17/2019 11:14 AM: BTW, the Cows moved to Pittsburgh and changed their name. Hope that was okay
gossamer (Warriors) at 10/16/2019 2:14 PM: and the REAL 3 true outcome guy would be a DH/DH
gossamer (Warriors) at 10/16/2019 2:13 PM: i think next offseason i want to create a util/inf guy that has a 0.000 OPS but a 6.0 dwar and 10 speed (super super sub) and also a REAL 3 true outcome guy. 500 AB with like 50 HR, only 50 hits, 120 BB and 300 K
gossamer (Warriors) at 10/16/2019 2:11 PM: brother-in-law to fred savage (or something's team)
lordhawke (Cows) at 10/16/2019 12:11 PM: lol Tiny Tim is age 6.
Derek (Or Something) at 10/12/2019 8:30 AM: I know Mr. Perfect was on SOMEBODIES roster if that's all you needed to know. I couldn't tell you whose though
gossamer (Warriors) at 10/11/2019 1:08 PM: dusty rhodes?
gossamer (Warriors) at 10/11/2019 11:11 AM: was MR Perfect on anybody's roster?
gossamer (Warriors) at 10/11/2019 8:30 AM: congrats stars!
Derek (Or Something) at 10/9/2019 10:38 PM: hahaha, I see
Gossamer (Warriors) at 10/9/2019 9:55 PM: Best of 5. We just happened to finish the regular season with a series against each other.
Derek (Or Something) at 10/9/2019 9:49 PM: we doing best of 27 for the first round?
gossamer (Warriors) at 10/9/2019 11:31 AM: next season I will change the league from 2 divisions to 2 conferences. this will make the standings on that page in alignment with league rules. apologies for confusion
spaniels (Picnic) at 10/9/2019 9:03 AM: Why am in not in playoffs? The wildcard standings show that I am in bit The brawlers?
gossamer (Warriors) at 10/9/2019 6:44 AM: dang. i have lost 4 in a row to or something. stupid playoff seeding
gossamer (Warriors) at 10/8/2019 11:55 AM: maybe next season...
DukeBlues (Whackers) at 10/7/2019 6:41 AM: I noticed I am only 42 games out from making the play-offs as a wild card. The odds don't look good with only two games left. Sigh! : (
gossamer (Warriors) at 10/4/2019 6:46 AM: one armed men can't play baseball...
Derek (Or Something) at 10/3/2019 8:04 PM: he didn't do it
Ddedwar (Stars) at 10/3/2019 10:57 AM: 11 inning no hitter for Dr Richard kimble
Gossamer (Warriors) at 9/28/2019 8:27 AM: The fan vote is ridiculous sometimes
Derek (Or Something) at 9/27/2019 7:09 PM: He was an all star this year for a reason
gossamer (Warriors) at 9/26/2019 12:09 PM: good god with his -10 dw he made it in as something other than a Pinch Runner? 1.000 OBP, 1 Run scored!
Derek (Or Something) at 9/26/2019 6:56 AM: Baby Fred has gotten into 4 games so far, he hasn't gotten an official at bat yet but he has been hit by a pitch. That's not funny, y'all
DukeBlues (Whackers) at 9/25/2019 5:44 AM: After looking at the standing, I have carefully calculated that I have mathematically been eliminated from the Play-offs.
DukeBlues (Whackers) at 9/19/2019 1:54 PM: Nooooooooo!
gossamer (Warriors) at 9/19/2019 12:11 PM: i can give you shirley temple. you want shirley temple. i'll make your whole roster shirley temple...
DukeBlues (Whackers) at 9/19/2019 6:51 AM: Funny thing about that is, she might have won a roster spot.
DukeBlues (Whackers) at 9/19/2019 6:50 AM: Shirley Temple called me for a tryout. Since this isn't "A League of Their Own," I turned her down.
DukeBlues (Whackers) at 9/19/2019 6:45 AM: I see whom ever kidnapped the little bugger gave him back Derek. I guess they got tired of the 9 year old sniveling.
DukeBlues (Whackers) at 9/19/2019 6:41 AM: Derek! Have you tried the lost and found? I check my slump busters, he is not there.
DukeBlues (Whackers) at 9/19/2019 6:36 AM: I really love choices! How cool it is to go to slump busters and have at least 10 players to choose from and they even have a category for pitchers, so some of us get to make two choices.
Derek (Or Something) at 9/18/2019 9:47 AM: Baby Fred came home! I'm a little worried about his 0 ranking but his -10 dwar should make up for that
Derek (Or Something) at 9/17/2019 11:53 PM: Signed 9 year old Fred Savage then he up and disappeared like a fart in the wind. I'm guessing he got stuck in the Little Monsters world
Derek (Or Something) at 9/17/2019 1:00 PM: is anybody missing an Eric Milton? It seems one of them followed me home
Ddedwar (Stars) at 9/17/2019 10:51 AM: Darn it lost again
Gossamer (Warriors) at 9/14/2019 4:46 PM: You got it
DukeBlues (Cats) at 9/14/2019 3:41 PM: I guy that drafted this team should be slapped. Twice.
DukeBlues (Cats) at 9/14/2019 2:57 PM: I need to change this pathetic team name. PLZ
Gossamer (Warriors) at 9/14/2019 2:23 PM: DukeBlues has joined. Tell him 'sup
Gossamer (Warriors) at 9/11/2019 4:13 AM: Plz welcome lordhawke to the league
Gossamer (Warriors) at 9/3/2019 4:22 AM: About time tim Hudson got picked up. I was literally gonna add him today
gossamer (Warriors) at 8/26/2019 10:10 AM: the best there is...
Derek (Or Something) at 8/26/2019 8:51 AM: Bret Hart hits for the cycle to kick the season off
Ddedwar (Stars) at 8/21/2019 11:00 AM: Trade
Ddedwar (Stars) at 8/21/2019 11:00 AM: Any one have a 1b they are looking to
Gossamer (Warriors) at 8/15/2019 4:30 PM: Just realigned divisions
Derek (Or Something) at 8/14/2019 9:42 PM: and thanks, buddy!
Derek (Or Something) at 8/14/2019 9:41 PM: I am........inevitable
spaniels (Picnic) at 8/14/2019 8:43 PM: Congratulations Derek.
Derek (Or Something) at 8/14/2019 2:26 PM: I was just kidding, but I wouldn't say no to a statue of a gold monkey
Gossamer (Warriors) at 8/14/2019 12:50 PM: I think I gotta give it to the last place team so they can improve. If you have an idea for a different reward I'm open to that. Another age adjustment? Add a couple HR to a hitter? Subtract 5 hits from a starter?add 3 points to a players fire?i
Derek (Or Something) at 8/14/2019 12:25 PM: I feel like the winner of the World Series, whoever it may be, should be rewarded with the first overall pick in the draft.
Derek (Or Something) at 8/14/2019 12:08 AM: D /- favors something by 343 runs. clearly the be all, end all statistic. btw, anybody else notice that my boys lapped the field in that category?
spaniels (Picnic) at 8/13/2019 8:53 PM: ERA comparison heavily favours the Bears; picnic are just .08 behind on average. it’ll be a picnic for them.
Gossamer (Warriors) at 8/13/2019 8:52 PM: Cheap pop anytime BEFORE start of next season
spaniels (Picnic) at 8/13/2019 8:49 PM: The Bears are ready to maul the Somethings. Great pitching destroys good hitters.
Derek (Or Something) at 8/13/2019 7:43 PM: Also, will you ask Mr. Picnic if he just wants to forfeit so I don't embarrass him in the series? I'll tell everyone it was a real knock down, drag out fight to the end so he can save face
Derek (Or Something) at 8/13/2019 7:41 PM: we can pick our cheap pop player after the draft, right?
gossamer (Warriors) at 8/13/2019 3:15 PM: also, all rookies have been created if you guys wanna take a look. i subtracted 1 year from their age that those stats are attached to. will run progressions before draft. sort by age to see the new additions as they will typically be younger
gossamer (Warriors) at 8/13/2019 3:14 PM: both playoff series are tied 3-3
gossamer (Warriors) at 8/9/2019 3:23 PM: nice. don't think i ever got a perfect game. heck, i might only have 1 or 2 no hitters ever
spaniels (Picnic) at 8/9/2019 8:10 AM: Perfect game for Kevin Brown against 'No hits allowed'
gossamer (Warriors) at 8/8/2019 2:32 PM: got a pitcher with 11 wins, 10 losses and 30 saves. only happened twice in REAL history. and his WHIP and ERA are excellent.
gossamer (Warriors) at 8/6/2019 8:43 AM: came close. George Davis committed an error and Sheffield reached base.
spaniels (Picnic) at 8/5/2019 11:15 PM: Pedro just chucked a perfect game and beat the Cows 2-0
Gossamer (Warriors) at 7/22/2019 7:38 PM: It would just give you another year where the player can progress. Another year before stagnation and then regression. Another year before retirement. All I do is subtract 1 from the players age. 24 year old becomes 23. Once I get request insubtravt immediately
spaniels (Picnic) at 7/22/2019 6:15 PM: with this free year, do we do it at end of season to recapture current stats? or is it a regression?
Gossamer (Warriors) at 7/22/2019 5:18 PM: WWF complete. Plz check rosters
Gossamer (Warriors) at 7/22/2019 4:24 PM: WCW players restored. Please confirm your roster is correct. WWF will be done later
Gossamer (Warriors) at 7/22/2019 4:17 PM: Next season we pick 4 starting pitchers. I had to pick 1 ranked players off street to be able to sim. Thankfully they didnt get in!
spaniels (Picnic) at 7/22/2019 4:10 PM: Wcw looked yo have better team on paper
spaniels (Picnic) at 7/22/2019 4:06 PM: Wwf rocks the joint!
Ddedwar (Stars) at 7/22/2019 2:06 PM: I don't like losing but good game
gossamer (Warriors) at 7/22/2019 2:04 PM: all star game has been run. Congrats to WWF!
Derek (Or Something) at 7/22/2019 1:53 PM: Who's the wcw manager?
Ddedwar (Stars) at 7/22/2019 12:09 PM: I'M having prob with site and email lineups are set and ready to go
spaniels (Picnic) at 7/22/2019 10:41 AM: Orlando Hernandez and Park were pretty much identical stats at the time of picking but OH nipped Park with a better WHIP. - however since the picks, looks like Hernandez had gotten torched since
gossamer (Warriors) at 7/22/2019 6:56 AM: video shows that Chan Ho Park does NOT understand American diarrhea humor.
Derek (Or Something) at 7/21/2019 9:19 AM: when is diarrhea not hilarious?
Gossamer (Warriors) at 7/20/2019 9:13 PM: Search youtube for chan ho park diarrhea. Hilarious
Derek (Or Something) at 7/20/2019 8:20 AM: Chan ho park is a bum who gave up after his first big contract because he married a hot, rich korean girl. Honestly, who can blame him, but he was on the rangers so f@#k him. Macho man is gonna charge the mound and body slam his ass next time we play
Gossamer (Warriors) at 7/20/2019 7:21 AM: he will use it as fuel to win the cy young
JumpingOpuosis (No Hits Allowed) at 7/19/2019 7:38 PM: Chan Ho Park is furious that he wasn't given an all star nod!
Gossamer (Warriors) at 7/17/2019 5:53 PM: A player gets 1 year younger
Gossamer (Warriors) at 7/17/2019 5:53 PM: Each team in the winning division would get to subtract 1 year from a player. Awesome for progessions.
Derek (Or Something) at 7/17/2019 10:37 AM: I don't understand "winner loses a year" boss man
spaniels (Picnic) at 7/13/2019 2:10 PM: Curt Simmons no-hit, ironically, No Hits Allowed!
Derek (Or Something) at 7/12/2019 7:14 AM: Why would I read the rules and email when I have people like you to do it for me, Gossamer san?
gossamer (Warriors) at 7/12/2019 6:16 AM: check email about cheap pop. looks like it'll remain in offseason. allows owner to pick one player whose stats will get padded a little. also in rules
Derek (Or Something) at 7/12/2019 5:09 AM: Does anybody know what this "cheap pop" is were supposed to vote on or is it just some nonsense commissioner Gossamer made up to keep us on our toes?
Derek (Or Something) at 7/10/2019 3:37 PM: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS E.R.A.!!!!!!
gossamer (Warriors) at 7/10/2019 8:32 AM: I already adjusted. Eyeballing the scores, runs seem to be up past several games
spaniels (Picnic) at 7/10/2019 6:24 AM: Very pitching heavy. Batters getting raped at the plate. League stats need adjustments?
Derek (Or Something) at 7/8/2019 7:57 PM: Ol' Minge made it 31 innings before giving up a run
gossamer (Warriors) at 7/8/2019 8:21 AM: and they say all a manager does is fill out the lineup sheet
Derek (Or Something) at 7/8/2019 7:03 AM: I've been coaching him up right
gossamer (Warriors) at 7/8/2019 6:47 AM: wow. complete luck, he's not really that good of a pitcher!
Derek (Or Something) at 7/7/2019 7:43 PM: Minge Exponent has started the season with 26.1 scoreless innings
Gossamer (Warriors) at 7/7/2019 2:46 PM: I was wrong haha. It may be early but looks like it's a pitchers league.
JumpingOpuosis (No Hits Allowed) at 7/7/2019 2:40 PM: Actually nevermind it's my hitters
JumpingOpuosis (No Hits Allowed) at 7/7/2019 2:37 PM: Why is my pitching staff playing so poorly?
Derek (Or Something) at 7/7/2019 1:24 PM: the league average is under .200 so far
oiler (Thunder) at 7/7/2019 10:36 AM: got 9 guys batting under 200 yeah!
Gossamer (Warriors) at 7/7/2019 8:37 AM: Congrats!
Derek (Or Something) at 7/7/2019 7:04 AM: Perfect game for Frarg Penumbra!!!!!!
Derek (Or Something) at 7/5/2019 2:59 PM: A dull hay penny?
gossamer (Warriors) at 7/5/2019 2:37 PM: there are cheaper ways you could secure the 1st pick...
Derek (Or Something) at 7/5/2019 2:27 PM: I'll trade you a shiny hay penny for it
gossamer (Warriors) at 7/5/2019 1:09 PM: i knew I had a terrible draft, but thought I'd be better than this haha. 1st overall pick here I come!
Derek (Or Something) at 7/5/2019 12:43 PM: Wolfie, just send the commish the names you want to change
Derek (Or Something) at 7/5/2019 9:39 AM: team ERA of 1.09. I don't see why that won't continue for the rest of the season
Derek (Or Something) at 7/5/2019 9:34 AM: 6 shutouts through 10 games
Derek (Or Something) at 7/5/2019 9:33 AM: Chan Ho Chump, gets his big money from the Rangers then doesn't care about being able to pitch anymore
JumpingOpuosis (No Hits Allowed) at 7/5/2019 8:52 AM: Chan Ho Park just threw a no-hitter!
wolfie (SUCKS) at 7/5/2019 8:36 AM: Can we still change player names? If so, how?
Derek (Or Something) at 7/5/2019 7:05 AM: No Hitter for Stink Immaculate!!!!!! 60s Dodgers never had a guy named Stink Immaculate throw a no hitter, did they, Gossamer? Huh? HUH?!
Gossamer (Warriors) at 7/4/2019 9:18 PM: 60s Dodgers wanna talk
Derek (Or Something) at 7/4/2019 11:47 AM: 4 shutouts through 6 games. It's almost certain at this point that I have the best team in history
Gossamer (Warriors) at 7/2/2019 5:42 PM: Unfortunately I gotta change mr perfect and lex luger names for somebody. Guess they'll be in draft again next year. Bad news for Michael p.s. hayes and magnum t.a.
Derek (Or Something) at 7/2/2019 2:40 PM: There is no Ellis Burks, he is now Scamp Dingle Jr. III. This is easily my favorite league already just because I get to change players names
Gossamer (Warriors) at 6/29/2019 4:47 PM: Ellis Burks is old enough to be done of the rookies dad
Derek (Or Something) at 6/29/2019 8:59 AM: What about all the home runs ellis burks is going to hit off you for declining a trade for him? He was pissed when I had to tell him you didn't think he was worth it
JumpingOpuosis (No HR Allowed) at 6/28/2019 4:30 PM: I am now the no HR Allowed!
JumpingOpuosis (Spirit) at 6/28/2019 4:26 PM: For reference, my team OPS is .933 and the h/9 is 6.9 with 13 Ps on the roster
JumpingOpuosis (Spirit) at 6/28/2019 4:24 PM: I don't really need anything tbh. Except maybe a 2b or SS
Derek (Or Something) at 6/28/2019 1:43 PM: I'll trade bats for pitching harder
Omulrion (Brawlers) at 6/28/2019 1:17 PM: Scooters now the Brawlers. Will trade bats for pitching
Gossamer (Warriors) at 6/27/2019 7:04 PM: Haha
Derek (Or Something) at 6/27/2019 6:09 PM: what do you say, scooters? team up?
Gossamer (Warriors) at 6/27/2019 4:55 PM: Looks like you and scooters have half the leagues OF and a pitching rotation between the 2 of you
Gossamer (Warriors) at 6/27/2019 4:52 PM: The spirit has a lot of pitchers. They MAY have room for an OF
Derek (Or Something) at 6/27/2019 1:48 PM: who's gonna make a run at it this year? I've got a 36/95 ellis burks and a 32/89 slammin Sammy on the market
Gossamer (Warriors) at 6/26/2019 8:31 PM: Man you got beautiful bobby. Trot him out there with 24 junior high kids and its a guaranteed "W"
Gossamer (Warriors) at 6/26/2019 8:26 PM: Maybe we can make a trade...
Derek (Or Something) at 6/26/2019 7:47 PM: I got me 11 outfielders and 7 pitchers
Gossamer (Warriors) at 6/26/2019 7:27 PM: Editing the creator players because I didn't realize I put them on DL
Derek (Or Something) at 6/26/2019 5:35 PM: god dangit. Ive got too much to do. I ranked the wrestlers, after them I'll leave it God to draft for me
Derek (Or Something) at 6/26/2019 5:11 PM: I don't have near enough patience to rank all these people, so if I can't pay attention pick me out some winners, woudja?
gossamer (Warriors) at 6/26/2019 4:12 PM: Macho Man Randy Savage or a Starting Pitcher I would assume ;D
spaniels (Picnic) at 6/26/2019 1:37 PM: Who will I pick first?
gossamer (Warriors) at 6/25/2019 1:29 PM: 8PM central = 7PM Eastern, 9 PM Mountain, 10 PM Pacific.
spaniels (Picnic) at 6/25/2019 1:18 PM: Central time, is that one hour west of eastern time?
gossamer (Warriors) at 6/25/2019 6:21 AM: you should be able to rank right now. if more people don't vote we won't have draft tonight (tuesday) and it would be wednesday at earliest
wolfie (Elephants) at 6/25/2019 5:25 AM: Are we going to be able to rank before hand?
spaniels (Picnic) at 6/24/2019 11:33 AM: Let’s go with Wednesday.
gossamer (Warriors) at 6/24/2019 7:32 AM: I haven't gotten input yet. I understand that 930 central Tuesday my be late. I can do whatever though. I'll rank enough players and start the draft and let you guys pick what you need. I'll trust the computer :D
spaniels (Picnic) at 6/24/2019 7:27 AM: Wednesday is better eh?
spaniels (Picnic) at 6/23/2019 4:23 PM: Tuesday works for live draft
Gossamer (Warriors) at 6/23/2019 11:04 AM: I would suggest ranking a lot of player and maybe 60 seconds between picks. Those not on would auto pick. This is my first time running a league, not sure but maybe I can set it up for like 20 rounds then a 3 or 5 pick supplemental. THEN ope. Free agency first come first serve. This being the first season, it would be the only time for a big draft. Going forward would just be a supplemental
Derek (Or Something) at 6/23/2019 8:54 AM: does a live draft with this many players take like 3 hours?
Derek (Or Something) at 6/23/2019 8:53 AM: Bears are always stealing picinic baskets.
spaniels (Picnic) at 6/22/2019 10:11 PM: What’s a picinic?
Derek (Or Something) at 6/22/2019 9:44 PM: Spaniels, wouldn't bears be at a picinic, not a picnic?
spaniels (Picnic) at 6/22/2019 12:03 PM: Current owners: give the Commish a 5 rating; might help convince folks to join in the ‘’join leagues’ area
spaniels (Picnic) at 6/22/2019 12:02 PM: Well, I would suggest keeping the league as it is and have two expansion owners Join in season two.
gossamer (Warriors) at 6/22/2019 11:15 AM: welcome. again, suggestions welcome. i notice the talent pool is really deep. think we should shoot for 2 or 4 more teams?
spaniels (Picnic) at 6/22/2019 9:03 AM: Hi, thanks Gossamer for the invite
Gossamer (Crushers) at 6/21/2019 5:27 PM: Haha
Derek (Or Something) at 6/21/2019 4:46 PM: It was tough naming my team and stadium since it didn't allow me to use question marks or quotes, but I got it done. In case anybody in this league doesn't know me, I'm the best
gossamer (Crushers) at 6/21/2019 1:19 PM: Shoot the breeze ya'll. What's said here won't appear in the "dirt sheets"