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I just logged in for the first time today and the first thing I see is confetti dropping on my screen and a message congratulating me for making the playoffs in one of my auto leagues. Gbacci what did you DO??? 🤣🤣

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6/29 tjm Random Chatter 2 0
Same here. LOL.. A nice surprise to log in to.

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"What kinda scam giveaway did I just win!?"

It is pretty neat though. Keeps us motivated to see confetti. Lol

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Ha yes well, what happened was I won an auto league for the first time in a while and I thought man, it’s sort of anti climatic. Wouldn’t it be cool if there was something special that happened? And for me at least the confetti upon playoffs will be a nice reminder to set my playoff rotation or defensive strategy in the case of basketball. :)

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Could even take it a step further and have it give a reminder if you're within 5 games of the wild card during the home stretch or something like that. Lol

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Confetti?? I haven't got any confetti! What kind of scam is this rich rip-off artist trying to run here??? What kind of stoners would sit around all day in their dream worlds watching fake baseball and waiting for confetti just because some criminal liar is scamming them into it, all the while getting richer and richer due to the Google search ads. And what kinds of morons actually think that they deserve confetti when nothing they do on this fake Sim even matters!! Nothing you do makes your team win or lose. It's all decided beforehand like wrestling and the NFL. Like Judge hitting all those homers this year. OF COURSE he's hitting homers - that's what they want him to do because it's all rigged! If they wanted him to steal bases, he'd have stolen 200 bases by now. I have Tim Raines on one of my teams and he only steals 70% of the time, not 100% of the time like I have it set for. This site is ILLEGAL!!! It's not a simulation site and it's not even a real baseball site. And I don't want to see a lot of Twitter replies from all you morons with your 60 IQs. Stoners!! If you want to believe this is a real baseball Sim when I have Francisco Liriano on one of my teams and he's using his 2006 season where he went 12-3 and he's already got 2 losses after 3 starts, then you're even stupider than I thought. That's less than 10% of the season and he's already got 67% of his losses compared to real life. That's not realistic at all! That's like Mark McGwire hitting 67% of his 70 homers in 1998 in less than 10% of his games. So {actually doing the math, just a sec} that would be like McGwire hitting 46 homers in his first 16 games. Yeah, like that's believable. If you believe that, then you probably believe that Roddy Piper and Ric Flair and The Iron Sheik {that one was for you, Sheik} could also hit 100 homers each and steal 200 bases each because the baseball Metrics cheating criminal liar Tom Brady Charles Manson Sarahs WANT you to believe that!!! This is the absolute WORST NOT-A-SIM Sim Game in the history of Not-A-Sim Sim games and should be reported as fraudulent to the FBI and maybe even the U.S. Fish and Game Department. Now why don't you addicts all sign up for some more drugs! ... ... ... ...
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Whoa!!!! What just happened. I think I had an out of body experience. I was just sitting there minding my own business, wondering why the chat box seemed so boring lately, and then ... I dunno ... I think maybe I got possessed there for a minute. Or maybe Confetti is a trigger word from an old Hypnotist show that I went to a few years back. I'm okay now. Won't happen again. I hope!!

This PC "Moment in History" was brought to you by Tim Raines, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sarah Silverman, Sarah McLachlan, and the good folks at "Mom and Pop's Cannibas Shop".
Hope you enjoyed it.

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I think the reason you haven't seen any Confetti is because your Teams all stink Gus.

But as a follow, confetti for making the Playoffs sounds Cool, How about Wild Cheers when you win a Playoff Round and Champagne Bottles Popping when you Win the World Series, AND Boo's Hisses and Catcalls when you LOSE the World Series??

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OMG. The out-of-body Gus rant above is a must read.

I did actually add some code so that Gus never gets confetti because we already know he dumps champagne all over himself each time one of his teams wins a title on PC. So digital confetti seems like a real step down for him.

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But seriously, did anyone ever figure out who "Sarah" refers to? I have to know. Is it like a Karen in reverse?

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Sarah means princess, so he probably sort of liked us.

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More like haras(s) in reverse

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How old ass Yankeebb knows what Sarah really means is the real question. And where is Mom and Pops Cannabis Store? I like to give my money to small businesses.

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Here’s how the only slightly older than you yankeebb figured it out. It’s called the internets.

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Your dial-up modem must be faster than mine. I only have a 33.6k.

And I think I’m older. Maybe not.

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I LOVE the Iron Sheik !!!! And at least HE was real !!!

- The Not So Iron Sheik

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There is an amazing documentry on netflix about his life. A must see for wrestling and non fans alike