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PC Song Parody thread


PC Song Parody thread

Post 'em here. During the PC Battle Royale and olympic games of PC, enjoy another thread. And don't forget to vote for passed balls!

Re: PC Song Parody thread

Drift away

Day after day im more confused
Yet i look for trolls on the users page
You know it's a shame it had to go this way

Give me a passed ball and free my soul
I wanna forget about the belly the troll
And drift away

Give me a passed ball and free my soul
I wanna forget about the belly troll and drift away



Re: PC Song Parody thread

Nice to meet you, where you been?
I could show you incredible users
Yankee gus yitz and the troll is in
Saw you there and I thought
Look at his trades
You look like my next mistake
Waivers are a game, want to play?
New user, auto leagues
I can read you like a commish review
Buddy's in thailand and the troll wont leave
And bacci knows everything about you
So hey, make the trade
I'm dying to see how this one ends
Grab your keyboard and ignore all the hate
I can make the bad teams good for a season
So it's gonna be a blockbuster
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the season was worth the trade
Got a long list of ex-commishes
They'll tell you I'm insane
'Cause you know I love the trade
And you love first place
'Cause we're at the deadline
We'll go a draft pick too far
It'll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of commishes
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I've got a blank space bacci
And I'll write your shortstop's name
Stupid trolls, bacci's family ties
I could show you incredible things
Stolen bases, games tied
You're the GM bacci i'm your manager
Find out what you want
Unless you want mitch haniger
Wait the worst is yet to come, oh no
I want your third round pick
I can make the order turn
Leagues filled with that belly prick
Keep you second guessing like
"Why not pete kozma for me?"
Bacci can ban the bellyman
But he'll come back each time bacci leaves
'Cause borg3127 I'm a scammer dressed like a trader's dream
So it's gonna be a blockbuster
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the season was worth the trade
Got a long list of ex-commishes
They'll tell you I'm insane
'Cause you know I love the trade
And you love first place
I got a long list of ex commishes
They'll tell you I'm insane (Insane)
But I've got a blank space borgo
And I'll write your shortstop's name

Re: Re: PC Song Parody thread

for what its worth, that was mostly a very solid parody

Re: PC Song Parody thread

which one?

Re: PC Song Parody thread

It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say
My team’s tanking, so I’ll take a break.
I’m a bad team owner and a disgrace
If I’m fair, man I don’t care, ‘Bacci, by the way.

Huh, because I'm crappy
Clap along if you feel like trading all your picks
Because I'm crappy
Clap along if you feel like just rebuilding quick
Because I'm crappy
Clap along and I will give all my picks to you
Because I'm crappy
Clap along if you feel like there’s nothing you can do.

Here come bad news, talking ‘bout at bats
(Yeah) Well, give me all you got, and I’ll give nothing back
(Yeah) Well, I should probably warn you I'll won’t be fine
(Yeah) Don’t trade with me, I’ll waste your time
Here's why

Huh, because I'm crappy
Clap along if you feel like trading all your picks
Because I'm crappy
Clap along if you feel like just rebuilding quick
Because I'm crappy
Clap along and I will give all my picks to you
Because I'm crappy
Clap along if you feel like there’s nothing you can do.

Re: Re: PC Song Parody thread

*Rap*

Lajoie lyin in the current form
Then he get in belly name and he talk about porn
Give it to me raw
In the arse cuz he british!

Who the **** is british on this site
He post up clue 1, 2, 3
He gonna **** his shoes
When he see see see
Gbacci gon' give u the boot from PC!
****it!

For all the PC'ers who know me best
I feel like the passed ball needs a test
Why?
Uecker made that play famous!

Lajoie you oughtta know
We all know belly is in tow
Troll my league and you'll never be alone
3 AM and the lights down low
Bacci has got to know
Ready for it

Gimme no ****
About oompaloompas
Your brain dense like a tuba
F**K this lajoie u done on PC!

Yitz is on the fritz
And he gettin on my tits
But avila don't give a ****
Cuz this gbacci gettin PC's rage fire LIT!

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I'm not crazy i'm just a little impaired
I know gbacci don't care
But some day you're gonna think of me
And the way you had to ban me

I'm not crazy i'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But my league is functioning
With some help from gbacci

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May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Mcvn please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Mcvn please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a Braves fan before
Jaws all on the floor like Napla just burst in the door
And started whoopin' Avila’s bum worse than before
he was 1st banned, throwin' him under the rug (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Thofmann said, nothing, you idiots!
Thofmann's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
PCers love eM
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Mc, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, beatin' all the scrub shows,
winning WS too, " "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in Avila’s Cranium.
Sometimes I wanna get on the Boards and talk Ned Yost
But can't, because some idiot responds to every post.
"I trade and then I flip, I trade and then I flip"
And if you’re lucky, my late 1st might be worth a pinch hit.
And that's the message that we deliver to all the kids
And expect them not to know who the PC champ is?
Of course they're gonna know who Matt Olson is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They follow PC on facebook, twitter and blogrss, don't they?
We got nothin' but ‘Muricans—well, some of us, Canadians
Who fail to keep teams safe from their Southern brethren.
But if we get pumped for fake wrestling and BB guns
Then there's no reason that this cant done
If you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Bacci, end this clown show, sing the chorus, and it goes

Ban Avilacub, yes the one who posts too much
All the other board posters just feed the monster
So won't Avilacub please shut up
Please shut up, please shut up?
Yes, please ban Avilacub, yes the one who posts too much
All the other board posters just feed the monster
So won't Avilacub please shut up
Please shut up, please shut up?

Re: PC Song Parody thread

See this last post is why RAP is an abbreviation of the word CRAP

Re: PC Song Parody thread

slim mcvn takes no prisoners

Re: Re: PC Song Parody thread

I've been gone for a month but thanks for the mention